Michael Posted July 14, 2013 Report Posted July 14, 2013 This made me laugh so much I was in tears haha... Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.Turning to the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to be extremely thorough."The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.He turns and says, "At Macintosh not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder."At RedHat, we don`t PISS on our hands." Come on I had to share it haha Joseph H, pcfacility, xison and 5 others 8 Quote
PauloV Posted February 28, 2014 Report Posted February 28, 2014 This made me laugh so much I was in tears haha... Come on I had to share it haha lol the best joke ever This joke as made my day lol Quote
Paul Posted March 1, 2014 Report Posted March 1, 2014 I heard this one probably a year ago, still funny. But at work I can't stand it when people don't wash their hands.. or they do that quick 1 second hand rinse no soap thing, even worse it just mobilizes all the germs. Michael 1 Quote
MemoryX2 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Posted March 1, 2014 I heard this one probably a year ago, still funny. But at work I can't stand it when people don't wash their hands.. or they do that quick 1 second hand rinse no soap thing, even worse it just mobilizes all the germs. Me to! Even worse though is when I'm at a restaurant and see someone not wash their hands! Quote
PauloV Posted September 26, 2014 Report Posted September 26, 2014 Just to raise the mood in Blesta Foruns, a new reformulated (by me) joke because of the lates security breaches: Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to be extremely thorough." The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Macintosh not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient." The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder. "At RedHat, we sometimes PISS on our hands, like in heartbleed, and the recent shellshock, but we trie hard not to" Michael 1 Quote
Michael Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Posted September 26, 2014 oh and Paulov, Mac's are also effected by the Bash etc bugs Quote
PauloV Posted September 26, 2014 Report Posted September 26, 2014 oh and Paulov, Mac's are also effected by the Bash etc bugs lol yes, i make the mistake of saying that OpenSSL[heartbleed], (that can be installed on any OS), was Linux fault Michael 1 Quote
Michael Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Posted September 26, 2014 lol yes, i make the mistake of saying that OpenSSL[heartbleed], (that can be installed on any OS), was Linux fault Yep Mac is a unix haha. Quote
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